Drunk and Disorderly
“Grand Master! Grand Master! Calyan is drunk again!” I had been reading a rather interesting book one of my protégés found in the depths of the library. It certainly ought to have been burned centuries ago to avoid exciting the novices, soI didn’t appreciate the interruption. “Grand Master?” The voice was babbling on about something I couldn’t muster an interest in, but as it did certain elements of the original sentence wormed their way into the higher centers of my brain. In particular the words ‘Calyan’ and ‘Drunk’. I stood with a sigh and opened the door. On the other…